hal hal hal hal get ready to read hal The hefty man marched up our stairs with courage in his stride And entered so the trap of theirs with goggles gas and pride He gave to us a card which read Big Al Exterminator We d soon be rid or so he said of pesky vermin raiders He claimed he d have no trouble Sterilizing buzzing nests He would rid us on the double of our wood-devouring pests Now these termites they were insects of no ordinary size And they looked upon our duplex as a tasty wooden prize They gnawed upon the furniture and chewed up all the doors We stepped with much discomforture Upon our nibbled floors This Orkin man extraordinaire arrived upon the scene He said he d lay his little snares And tell us what he d seen So he loaded up his Raid cans and he fired up a torch and he ventured down that poor brave man beneath the backyard porch And we waited oh we waited for the day and night and then Collectively breaths baited we all waited it again With four such days we heard a noise emitting from down under We fled in fear while lacking poise the house it shook and thundered! Amidst a great and rending sound with rubble flying far Our cozy house embraced the ground and landed on our car While waiting for the dust to clear we saw emerge a hand It soon became apparent here Big Al d re-join our band We helped him up and sat him down And listened to his tale And as he told us what he d found his face grew slowly pale He spoke of great behemoths there of elephants of sharks It seems he d found the termite s lair Alone there in the dark He said I never seen em so Not here not there not Paris! There re things a man s not meant to know inside your Termite Terrace! hal termite terrace sysops toon goon and nivenh ansi by halaster acid lit by cthulu acid mistigris ska sucks ska revival isn t cool you stupid fucks the bands are only in it for the bucks and if you don t believe me you re a shmuck heh heh ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- greets to all the acid guys all the quadiliacha guys all the guys who listen to em and know what that quote s from and all the people who are joining me in the class of 99 college of course ansi by hal for mrf