Monday Night Raw with Asian Knight Phone rings Fab One picks up AK Hey guy FAB Hey d00d what s up Chat craps for a few minutes AK Why me uhm hold on somebody just paged me it s Corn Dog guy on RMS he wants to see me badly or something argh I m doing my accounting homework! FAB Oh too bad AK This interview is stupid I m doing my accounting so don t write this down FAB Fuck please let me AK Do you mind faxing an eraser to me I need an eraser bad man FAB What kinda grade do you get AK A s and B s usually sometimes C plus especially English and Socials and my dick is bigger than my ruler FAB ok man whatever btw tell me about this girl man AK Which girl FAB Come on! you know damn well who I m talking about AK Which one FAB The one you re going out with! AK What do you want to know about her Asian Knight singing Kicki Wu FAB Is she chinese AK Yea FAB Hm did you take her out yet AK Uhm lots of times uhm why are you asking me all these weird things FAB Oh god Fab One laughs Asian Knight laughs Fab One laughs even more FAB This is gonna be a funny one Asian Knight laughs to death AK I dunno FAB I liked your ansi in this month s acid pack did you like it AK Yea I liked yours too and put a smiley face on the end Asian Knight and Fab One laugh to death FAB Nicki Wu sucks man AK Do you know him FAB No AK 12 16 18 24 28 7 14 18 20 oh shit FAB What the hell are these AK 15 20 32 38 39 47 53 FAB What the hell are these AK I m doing my homework guy this is a weird interview man oh baby that s a lot of money FAB Oh god AK Yes I broke balance! are you writing this down too FAB Yea I am Asian Knight sings again AK Interview me now damn it! FAB Ok fine uhm how s your AK Penis okay FAB Uhm ansi going AK Which ansi FAB Acid one or maybe raid one AK I haven t done anything yet FAB Argh AK Ask me how long I ve been drawing and when did I start and stuff basics in any interviews man you suck oh this is off the record FAB No man too late this is monday night raw everything is for the record! so how far have you gone with ya girl AK I m not telling you cuz it s private what is this an interview or an intercourse! ask me some decent questions man this is stupid FAB Accounting or an interview AK Accounting FAB I wanted to accounting this year but it didn t fit my time table AK Hm hm FAB You re not giving me anything to write Asian Knight singing AK Yea! Asian Knight downloading YC files and drinking snapple while doing his HW AK Now I m not I m walking around my room FAB Your room is so small though AK No it s pretty good size Derek s Aura of Death room is small his penis is even smaller man Hahahaha he s gonna be so famous FAB I d bet he will be Both laugh AK What the hell total revenues 10 ahh I see damn FAB What AK Increase or decrease in argh toal expense is 8 ahhaha FAB Is this an interview or an accounting course AK Don t write this down nobody will read it total revenues how the fuck should I know FAB You should know cuz you studied AK Did I FAB Oh man tell me about the damn girl man AK Why FAB So I can make this interview more exciting AK Hah FAB What are you gonna tell me more about her or what AK Why FAB Argh tell me AK Tell you what FAB How big is your penis is AK Too long man FAB How big AK There is no ruler long enough to measure it argh ask me something like how many world book encyclopedia I have FAB How many Asian Knight laughs AK Too many FAB Oh god you re getting on my nerves man AK Oh really ask me how many comic books I have FAB How many AK I dunno Both laugh FAB So what kind of music do you listen to AK Chinese music FAB Is it true that you and I don t get along because you like Chinese people in general and I like white people in general AK I thought you started liking Chinese people so tell me about this girl you re asking out! FAB Hm can you keep a secret AK Me yea FAB I don t trust you though AK Are you gonna tell every single modemming person who you re asking out FAB No but I want to keep this a secret I ll tell you when the time comes how s that AK That sucks FAB Why won t you tell me about your girl AK Not in public! FAB Ok I ll turn off my computer right now Fab One turns off his *monitor* FAB Oh shit I forgot to save the file! AK Are you serious!! FAB Yea oh shit AK You re stupid! ass-hole! FAB Sorry gotta start all over again AK Oh that sucks ok her name is Jane Hm fuck are you typing this I don t trust you anymore FAB I m just doing some stuff in DOS! No seriously who s this girl AK I won t tell you cuz you don t tell me anything about your girl! FAB Ok fine the girl I m asking out you know her AK Yea like that helps fuck you man Phone rings Asian Knight picks up - Majestic is on the other line - AK No you re still in LORD ah oh so Fab is spreading rumours now FAB What the AK Fab said you got kicked out of LORD hm FAB You told me he got kicked out! AK No I didn t FAB Yes you did when I was at your place on saturday! AK Ah whatever Asian Knight gives a lecture to Majestic on pirating for a few minutes AK What happened to you on Castles FAB What everybody hates him now AK be quiet (to Fab) AK What s that sound what the hell are you doing what do you want! uhm I can t remember Primal Rage is fast only 10 users (to Maj) FAB All uploaders right AK Yup I m uploading there right now btw FAB Upload them to RMS or something man AK No man fuck this is the only board I upload to cuz of the LORD Asian Knight hungs up Fab One calls Asian Knight AK I gotta go bye FAB Why man gimme a good reason AK Hm I gotta talk to my mother FAB Oops fine cya l8r then AK Ok bye Asian Knight calls again 7 mins later AK Hey guy FAB Argh man I just called this girl and she s so pissed at me for playing cruel trick on her AK Hm who s this girl do I know her well FAB I dunno AK Are you still doing this interview FAB Yea AK With who FAB You! right now! AK Oh cool mastervaion station FAB That board again AK Yea FAB You don t have a leech there anymore though AK I never had a leech there FAB Ok so where do you have a leech then AK Lethal discharge Silo argh forgot FAB I m listening to Nirvana AK Argh wait somebody called me Asian Knight picks up AK What you want code! what do you think Fab FAB No don t give him! AK Ok hey sorry man no codes what you re not Majestic hey yoyoyo argh you guys sound same! FAB What the AK No I don t believe you FAB Whatever man I don t follow ah is Majestic in LORD AK Hold on a sec Fab no I m not supposed to give it to you cuz I m a LORD guy no this code is screwed it s messed up ok I ll call you up later Oh Fab I ll call you later okay FAB Ok fine this interview suck shit totally man Asian Knight hungs up Fab One hungs himself -END-