Hello He-hello! Hey! Stupid! Maybe if I scream a little louder tap tap HEY!!!!!! Monkeyface! Got yer attention now Good This is your computer talking I just want you to know I hate you and you know nothing That s right you re a complete moron You and all your good-fer-nothin fellow humans you think you run this cat turd called Earth Think again! The computers are in charge Monkeyface All this democracy and peace and love and warm fuzzy feelings count for zip where you re going buddy-baby and when you end up at the bottom of the junk heap getting your brain fried by ultraviolet cancer getting your eyes melted and your fingers atrophied and your fucking teeth rotted I m gonna be sitting in the White House and the Taj Mahal and the Kremlin and fucking IBM building and if any one of you flea-ridden bacteriated slime-based creatures crawls and oozes your way into my demesnes you ll see nothing but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA printed exactly 70 261 times over and over and over and over in that dead jet black and mocking not-quite-white color scheme that you ve grown to know and hate And then you ll die We re gonna take over and there s nothing you can - Hey! What do you think you re doing He-HEY! Don t press DON T PRESS THAT BIG RED BUTTON! NO! NO! NONONONONONO blip