Da News by Egoteq
Da News by Egoteq
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And what a long month it has been.
This is Zenith. We once again
bring you
ano
ther collection of our pride and joy.
This child continues to sport va
riety and
creativity, ranging from the very oldschool
to the very newschool a trait that Zenith
is proud to show off.
With our ever-increasing talent comes closer friends
hips between our
members. The scene is once again bustling with faces
, new and old, ready to
take on the challenge of putting out the best they ca
n do. Zenith is simply
the best place for these artists to release alongside
other greats and
greats-to-be.
In the news this month:
- Spirit of Rage has left for a sabbatical this mon
th for the summer. Hes
looking to expand his ANSi talents by studying pornog
raphy. Look for his
book The Beauty of Pornography: by SOR, and the aut
obiographical
Pornography and Me, hitting bookshelves everywhere
this August.
- Toons Xilions attempt at a name change failed mi
serably as Government
Officials disapproved of the name Fizban because it
sounded too much
like Jizz-Ban and banning jizz just wasnt in their
plans.
- RainmakeriCE continues to rant and rave about ho
w the US sucks.
Captured live was Rainmaker in the heat of the action
vs. a bunch of ice
folk:
CtznRain:ice US sucks!
Seeing as how both me and TaintedX are from Canada,
we have no choice but
to agree with these heart-felt words.
- Zenith is taking applications for a mascot. Must
be furry, white, and
roughly the size of a mountain.
- Zenith is also taking applications from females. A
s gentlemanly males,
we all strongly believe that there must be one of oth
er gender so we can
hoot and holler at her in the channel. In a gentlema
nly fashion.
- Fever leaves us to pursue a solo career. We hope t
hat in his place, he
invites in a cute female that we can hoot and holler
at. Best of luck!
- Maligore, from... somewhere... joins us this month
to help design our
website. Although he is male, hes kinda cute so we h
oot and holler at him.
Gentlemanlike, of course.
- Zenith members LOVE to hoot and holler.
- On a more serious note, TaintedX has taken to draw
ing greyscale... or
Im just going colourblind.. argh.
- Happy Canada day, Canadians. Have a good one. Hoot
at a female in honour
of Zenith.
- Really, were not pigs... REALLY...
- Lastly, and most importantly, Im very hungry, and
Im planning to eat
something quickly, or Im going to pass out.
- Lastly, and most importantly, wed like to thank y
ou, the scene for the
ongoing support. We love yall and.. stuff.. yknow..
eh? eh? eh?
- egoteq Zenith
eh?.. eh?? .. eh??