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"$$$$$: .$$$ $$$ . .pgq $$$ .`T$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ .%$$"$$$ :: $$$ p$$$$$. :$$$ $$$buuud$$$n$$$. : `T$ $$$bnuud$$%:T$$buuud$$$ $$$ ,$$$. $$P$$$buuud$$$ . : : " ,pyq, $$$ypyq $$$ `T. ,P' . `""" : : : T$$$P"""""""""""""""""` .. ` . .......... . . ... : : :.... . `"` . kal : :......: :.....: (8)-[ whodini's magik ]---- - - $""""""""""""""""""""""""""""$ $ $""""""""""""""""""""$ $"$ $ $"""""$ $ $ $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$$ $ """ $ """"$ """"""""$ $"""""""" $ $$$ $$$nn$$$ """" """"$ $ $"""""""""$ """"""""$ """" $"""""$ $ """""""" pgq**$$$""$$$ $ """" $"""""$ """""""""$ """""""" $ """"$ $$$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ $ k""""" """""""""$ $ $ $"$ $ """" """ """ """ $ a $ """$ $ """ """""""""""""""""""""" l """""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 96Mar27 11:59 pm from: " ; " anyway, i want to talk about taking a crap. it's stricken me that many people spend tons and tons of money and time trying to convince themselves that they don't need to defecate. people have body hair removed, natural odors covered up, teeth cleaned and bleached, hair colored and chemically burned into certain shapes then covered with plastic, faces are covered in layer upon layer of expertly laid make up, contact lenses change eye colors. finally people cloth their bodies with the most elaborately designed clothes with every line and wrinkle being the result of thousands of years of tradition and metaphor. all of this time and effort is spent to make one as comfortable as possible with their self image so that they can convince their ego that they have the upper hand in some social situation (party or whatever). everyone has a mental picture of what they want to look like, and tries to achieve this as closely as possible. the closer they come, the better they feel, hence the happier they are. and then, just when you have come tantalizingly close to becoming your ethereal, angelic dream self; you feel an urging in your bowels. you soon are squating down on a porcelain bowl, spreading your cheeks and ejecting a vile, disgusting substance. this substance is so hideous that it's mere mentioning by any of it's common names is considered vulgar in most company. it is accompanied by an equally vile odor, which completely destroys any hint of your former demi-godly visage. just moments before, you were soaring above the slimy plane of dirt that being a human is, and now you are firmly attatched to it. when you think of the monumentous people in the media and the imposing figuresand personalities they wield; it is somewhat strange to think that it all comes crashing down every time they sit on the toilet. think of how self conscious andinsignificant you would feel in the presence of the president, or grim reaper, or kate moss, or the queen of england, or even god himself. then think of how that would just shatter if they were on the can. it's kind of cool. - kaleidas@linex.com """"$ g r e e t s $"$ g,"""$ " $"""""""""""""""""""""""""$ $"$ $ $"""""""""""$""""""$"""$""$$"$ """ $$$g,""""" holo, tmm, chex, whod,""$ $ $ """ $""""""""""""""""""""""""$ "$$$"$$$$$$D hiro, prime, fah, daize, $ """"""""" $"$ $""$ $""""""$ $""$ """"""""$$$ü` enig, epi, jaded, msd. $ $"""$ $"""" $ $ $ $ """$ $ $ $ $"""""$ ü` $""""""$ rival, cia, s0ap. $"" """"" """"""" """" """""" " """" """"""""""""" """" """"""""""""""""""""""""" @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DI /_ ______ ____________/____. / /______/ __________ \ _/ |/ / /__\___ / \ \ / /._____/. _ / . . \________\_____\______|______|_________/ .: :. 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