To Serve Man ASCII Collection by Hiro Protagonist
To Serve Man ASCII Collection by Hiro Protagonist
start of collection line ooo2 ibm: use afs 80x50
WHODINI
Want a sausage?
HIRO
Naw, I dont eat pork.
WHODINI
Are you Jewish?
HIRO
I aint Jewish man, I just dont
dig on swine.
WHODINI
Why not?
HIRO
Theyre filthy animals. I dont
eat filthy animals.
WHODINI
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.
HIRO
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. Ill never know cause even
if it did, I wouldnt eat the
filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep
and root in shit. Thats a filthy
animal. I dont wanna eat nothin
that aint got enough sense to
disregard its own feces.
WHODINI
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.
HIRO
I dont eat dog either.
WHODINI
Yes, but do you consider a dog to
be a filthy animal?
HIRO
I wouldnt go so far as to call a
dog filthy, but theyre definitely
dirty. But a dogs got personality
And personality goes a long way.
WHODINI
So by that rationale, if a pig had
a better personality, hed cease to
be a filthy animal?
HIRO
Wed have to be talkin bout one
motherfuckin charmin pig. Itd
have to be way more charmin than
that Arnold on Green Acres.
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The name for this collection comes from
the haze of my memory.. another place and
time, the glow of a television the only
sign of life in the room until those
haunting words registered in my concious
mind.. A signpost on the road ahead. Next
stop.. the Twlight Zone.
They came through the dark void of space
to offer us an end to all our problems and
warior ways. Peace, wether we wanted it or
not.
But in every offering of peace there
lies a hidden agenda, an alterior motive,
a recipe of eleven secret herbs and
spicies only they know. Be wary of cornels
bearing free buckets of extra cripsy..
i n d e x
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o o 1 . the complex 4
o o 2 . legends never die 3
o o 3 . absorbance 4
o o 4 . covert ops
o o 5 . zodiac
o o 6 . the couriers digest 3
o o 7 . bitstream
o o 8 . bad spirit
o o 9 . desire
o 1 o . elastic reality
o 1 1 . filomize
o 1 2 . food
o 1 3 . ganja infofile
o 1 4 . acid ftp
o 1 5 . amiga
o 1 6 . mayhem
o 1 7 . snow crash
o 1 8 . x-roads
o 1 9 . messozoid
o 2 o . save our souls 2
o 2 1 . xcluziwe 2
o 2 2 . schlong
o 2 3 . ass
o 2 4 . eden 2
o 2 5 . spilled entrails
o 2 6 . arctic circle
o 2 7 . trance induced
o 2 8 . the couriers digest 2
o 2 9 . top ten couriers
o 3 o . top ten groups
o 3 1 . top ten boards
o 3 2 . igateway.net 2
o 3 3 . funkiest
o 3 4 . hash
o 3 5 . seiken
o 3 6 . overflow 2
o 3 7 . the haven
o 3 8 . in bloom
o 3 9 . virtual death
o 3 o . inner lake
o 4 1 . reliq
o 4 2 . prodigy
o 4 3 . system overload
o 4 4 . razor 1911 4
o 4 5 . human vox
o 4 6 . winterland 2
o 4 7 . winterland menu
o 4 8 . daydream
o 4 9 . massive nhq
o 5 o . index
o 5 1 . windrider
o 5 2 . tinyz
o 5 3 . necromancer
o 5 4 . radiation picture
o 5 5 . planet love
o 5 6 . rapido
o 5 7 . hazard/2 2
o 5 8 . vortex 2
o 5 9 . shrink
o 6 o . haunted
o 6 1 . ward/x
o 6 2 . modemland
o 6 3 . mib picture
o 6 4 . red demon
o 6 5 . quad-p/rmrs/kts!a/ganja
o 6 6 . maestro
o 6 7 . whodini
o 6 8 . kaliedas
o 6 9 . enigmatic
o 7 o . phusis 2
o 7 1 . timeless society
o 7 2 . alienz snowboards
o 7 3 . spur posse
o 7 4 . comicon
o 7 5 . blue
o 7 6 . whodinis magik
o 7 7 . abraxas
o 7 8 . back in the day
o 7 9 . alienz.org
o 8 o . winterland menu
o 8 1 . lamer land menu
o 8 2 . black sun
o 8 3 . dead on time 2
o 8 4 . nighty
o 8 5 . extreme copy
o 8 6 . spidy is coming online
o 8 7 . aphazel
o 8 8 . seductive rendezvous
o 8 9 . hpavc
o 9 o . tbh
o 9 1 . tlc
o 9 2 . tre
o 9 3 . anime archive
o 9 4 . wise-k
o 9 5 . deadlock
o 9 6 . zerohour
o 9 7 . erupt
o 9 8 . krylon stash
o 9 9 . toast
1 o o . jedi arts
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we interrupt your normally sceduled ascii colly to bring you a look back
at a recently rediscovered golden oldy of hiros from 1989..
/ Incase you cant get the message,
DONT BOTHER TO CALL AGAIN!!!
this ascii was used a blacklist message on trash city in the 306
and as best as I can remember was one of the first five asciis i ever drew
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w a r d / x / ./
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logo: modemland / a gift for myself l /-/
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mODEMLAND!
l/-/ /l /-/ / wE hAD -//-.
// hP! // iT fIRST! .--/---
aRTWORK oNLINE sINCE 1994! . /. . .
aND +1-3O6-652-4359 14k4 / /
h/P/A/V/D l / /
QDP/KTS!ASC/RMRS/GNJ/ACiD aFFILIATED / / :
sYSpW: OK nUP: None / rUNNiNG . dESiRE
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/ / / / / q u a d - p
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l/ /-/ / w o r l d h q
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M o d e m L a n d
+1-306-652-4359 1 node 14.4k 1.8 gigabytes
online and specializing in artwork and h/p/a/v/d since 1994!
running desire syspw: ok nup: none
operated by hiro protagonist
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logo: maestro / a gift for maestro l /-/
/hP! //
m a e s t r o . ..:: : : ::.. .
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l /-/ logo: whodini / a gift for whodinis mom //
/ // hP!
. . . w h o d i n i !
l / / l /
hP!
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logo: kaliedas / req: kaliedas l /-/
/hP! //
./ k a l i e d a s
/ /7 /7
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l /-/ logo: timeless society / req: windrider //
/ // hP!
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logo: alienz snowboards / req: omicron l /-/
/hP! //
/ / V
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..::: :::.. / // with the
.:: ::. // // highest quality
.: . . :. / // Kevlar and
. .. .: .:::. .:::. :. .. . / X // steel!
:.:. .. .:.: For the / /XX // 1.8 m
:. .: ultimate XX/ // F.Style
: hP! ::..:: / vert.. X // :
l / l
: . aLIENZ . sNOWBOARDS! :
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l /-/ logo: spur posse / req: xavii //
/ // hP!
/ l / sPURpOSSE!
/hP! / /. / . / .
Y / / / / //
/ l/l
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logo: comicon / req: macaw l /-/
/hP! //
. : oo /
/ / / / hP!
l /l/-/ ./l/
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l /-/ logo: blue / a gift for blue //
/ // hP!
/ : l / :
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/ b l u e / s O s /
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logo: whodinis magik / a gift for whodini l /-/
/hP! //
l / / /l /
hP! //.
/ /- wHODINIS mAGIK!
l/-/ / /
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l /-/ logo: abraxas / a gift for meggahertz //
/ // hP!
aBRAXAS! ./
l / / l
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logo: back in the day / a gift for necrom l /-/
/hP! //
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l / / l /
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l /-/ logo: alienz.org / a gift for enigmatic //
/ // hP!
l / /l/ /
hP!
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logo: winterland menu / a gift for fisherk l /-/
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l / / / /
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A. Alter Flagged Files L. List Users W. Write Userdata
B. Bulletins M. Color On/Off X. Expert On/Off
C. Comment To Staff N. New Files Z. Zippy File Search
D. Download Files O. Page SysOp FR. Reverse File List
E. Enter a Message R. Read Messages RL. Re-Logon to BBS
F. File Listings S. User Statistics OLM. Online Message
G. Goodbye Logoff T. Local Time WHO. Who is Online
I. Software Info U. Upload Files CHAT. Multinode Chat
J. Join a Conference V. View a Textfile OPEN. External Doors
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l /-/ logo: lamer land menu / req: neco //
/ // hP!
l /-/ / /
C - Comment to SysOp O - Page SysOp G - Logoff BBS
You are trapped in LamerLand until you send a message to Neco! / hP!
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l /-/ logo: dead on time 2 / req: nighty //
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l l / /-/
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/ // hP!
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a P H A Z E L i S c O M I N G o N L I N E ! .
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/hP! //
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s e d u c t i v e r e n d e z v o u s
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. /. /. /. / hP!
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. hack . phreak . anarcy . virus . cracks . //
l a/k/a/ all the good stuff l
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/hP! //
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logo: tre / req: nos l /-/
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l /-/ logo: anime archive / req: street rat //
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logo: wise-k / a gift for wise-k l /-/
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d e a d l o c k ...... . hP! ./
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l /-/ logo: erupt / a gift for erupt //
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a/k/a/ mister i dont like square fonts
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logo: jedi arts / a gift for jedi arts l /-/
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oO /
I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I dont believe in
wasting brotherhood on anyone who doesnt want to practice it
with me. Brotherhood is a two-way street.
-- Malcom X, 1964
c r e d i t s //
-sg/jA! /
introduction text ...... quentin tarrentino
hiro p logo ............. whodini / remorse
remorse logo ........ necromancer / remorse
index logo ............ shock-g / jedi arts
credits logo .......... shock-g / jedi arts
greets logo ......... necromancer / remorse
history logo ........... wise-k / jedi arts
final words logo ....... wise-k / jedi arts
to serve man logo ....... whodini / remorse
all other artwork by hiro protagonist
of remorse / acid / katharsis!ascii
g r e e t i n g s a n d
/ nM
/ s a l u t a t i o n s
aCk! bitstream blue cyber kid
cypher hex dharma enigmatic erupt
evilive ewheat fahrenheit fatal
fisher king fungus both of em
j-hale kaleidas lord nitrogen maestro
meggahertz messiah mithrandir
mutant leader necromancer nilse
omicron posk radman ranx rapido
red demon shock-g squarepusher! tango
tinyz u-man whodini windrider
wise-k xcluziwe zero hour
everybody who requested, who sent positive
words, and all who i forgot..
c o l l e c t / i o n
/ -wk!/ja
/ h i s t o r y /
file name mh/dy/yr file size name of collection
hp-logo1.txt o9/26/95 65,984 bytes logo collection 1
hp-diz1.txt o9/26/95 13,6o7 bytes fileid collection 1
hp-rsdgs.txt 1o/25/95 19,477 bytes reservoir dogs
hp-rspct.txt 11/1o/95 28,1o7 bytes respect for da homiez
hp-fid.txt 12/21/95 25,1o6 bytes fileid collection 2
hp-krs1.txt o3/o9/96 124,ooo bytes kts rules supreme
wu-fdtd.txt o5/o1/96 144,9o4 bytes from dusk til dawn
wu-tiger.txt o6/12/96 76,59o bytes tiger style
tk-mib.txt o7/2o/96 57,o13 bytes men in black
tk-evol.txt o8/3o/96 47,918 bytes evolve
kts-hdem.txt 12/19/96 56,241 bytes deus ex machina
r-itmom.txt o1/29/97 35o,o37 bytes in the mouth of madness
hp-bbsd.txt o2/o1/97 44,45o bytes leftovers from itmom
r-tsm.txt o2/24/97 193,316 bytes to serve man
14 collections / 1,246,75o bytes
i r c q u o t e s
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oMi wise-k is the man
oMi i would actually consider SEX with
wise-k
oMi possibly
Whodini nah.. hes from new zealand..
oMi i know
nECROM ferget it. no sex with new
zealanders.
oMi new zealanders give up good ass
nECROM i wouldnt know about that.
sammael the amiga scene is leeter than
amputee porn.
Whodini from now on all ASCII with the
characters /, , and are
mogue-style. if you use those
characters at ALL in your ASCII,
you have ripped.
oMi so how many requests did you get
done?
hIRO Not a one.. I pulled a fAH grin
and spent the time cleaning up my
hard drive, eating a twix bar, and
doing a slurpee/smoke run.. oh and I
burned a little incense.
oMi haha
oMi pulling a fah would be claiming to
have drawn those asciis, but never
release em
fah HEY MOTHERFUCKERS, I JUST SAW THOSE!
nECROM Hello. I am Stephen Hawking. I
may be stuck in this wheelchair,
but I can kick your ass anyday.
f i n a l
/ -wk!/ja //
/ w o r d s
Well, another collection has come and
gone. I rather enjoyed this one. Thanks to
you for viewing and looking past of the
rough early examples of my new style. heh.
Remember, art is an evolutionary process.
Feel free to use any of the ascii Ive
presented here in this collection, I made
for you to use. Backgrounds may be altered
to whatever extent you wish, just so long
as my tag remains somewhere on the ascii.
My next planned collection, titled
The Future is slated for release around
the start of April. Look for it in all the
usual places g0at, hosee, quality xdcc
offer lists and bulletin boards.
I can as always be reached via my bbs,
modemland, @ +1-306-652-4359, and on irc
ascii, food, acid. Im down to one
email point since ambient.ops.best.com has
gone down temorarily. hiro@erupt.thenet.net
is still functional should you wish to make
a request, send me your latest colly, or
just chat..
This ascii colly would not have been
possible without the music of bo diddley,
sonny boy williamson, buddy guy, muddy
waters, howlin wolf, little walker, john
lee hooker, ray charles, james brown, sam
and dave, jimi hendrix, george clinton and
parliament, seal, de la soul, nwa, public
enemy, ice cube, ice-t, chef raekwon,
method man, wu-tang clan, and some white
people like the ramones, kmfm, kraftwerk,
frontline assembly, nine inch nails, nitzer
ebb, recoil, orb, pet shop boys, new order,
lords of acid, intermix, ministry, the klf,
the cure, the smiths, erasure, violent
femmes, fiftyfour 40, the tragically hip,
big sugar, smashing pumpkins, nirvana,
the beastie boys, and last but never least,
the mike flowers pops.
Artistic inspiration provided by pitt,
the curse of spawn, the maxx, cerebus, and
various frank miller comics.
@BEGINFILEID.DIZ
l/ /-/ / .
hP!
remorse!ascii proudly presents
T O S E R V E M A N
starring hiro protagonist!
released: 02-24-97
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