Hey hey.  I have absolutely nothing to put in by way of art or 
entertainment this month, so i'm just gonna paste a bunch of babble
about a party i was at last night.  For the love of god, just stop
viewing this file right here.  Gee, I wonder what the odds are that
someone from my city will read this, know the people i'm talking about,
and show this to them.  In that case, i must remind everyone that this
is, of course, the insane babblings of a drunken psychotic.  Anything
written below contains some element of the truth.  But really, what IS
truth anyway??

WindRider

Session Start: Thu Apr 09 22:09:05 1998
*** Now talking in #erini
#erini created on Thu Apr 09 22:10:57
<whirrior> oh, the stories i could tell about last night. :)

<Ohsevenn> Thats right
<Ohsevenn> TELL
<whirrior> i should write this up as my rmrs submission. hahahahaha
<Ohsevenn> Give it up
<whirrior> let's see.  Stopped in at the college pub for an hour before
      the party.  Hung with some people, talked to some girlies i'll
      never see again, felt kind of sad.
<whirrior> But that was boring.
<whirrior> So after an hour i head of to Erini's place for the party.  
     I'm the first one there.  I score some kiss-up points by 
     bringing along a cd that she's been dying to hear (bill bourne,
      h0h0h0h0)
<whirrior> so until about 7:30, it's just the two of us, getting nicely
      toasted off of wine and vodka.
<Ohsevenn> Aha
<whirrior> then a few other people start to trickle in.  I drink a hell
      of a lot more.
<whirrior> and DAMN did i drink a lot, but i'm not proud of that. ;)
<whirrior> so the evening wears on.  We anticipate this big blow out 
     between trevor, michelle, patricia, and brad.  Michelle is 
     trevor's ex.  Patricia is Brad's ex, but brad doesn't know pat
      is going out with trevor.  brad and trevor are good friends.
<whirrior> It's one of the reasons i brought my camera. hehehehehe
<whirrior> so that could have been interesting, but it didn't happen.
<Ohsevenn> Aha
<whirrior> oh, and michelle and trevor don't get along well.  we 
     figured michelle might tell brad. 
<whirrior> but that's a side story i can come back to.
<whirrior> We all hang out, get touchy feely kind of shit.  I drink 
     even more.
<whirrior> at one point, there were about 60 people there, all on one 
     floor of a small house.
<whirrior> as tends to happen, someone starts poking around.  It turns 
     out that a group of about 20 of us pile on Erini's bed and 
     start taking group huggy-huggy pictures.  Damn was that fun.
<Ohsevenn> Ohoho
<whirrior> I went to the party with 2 rolls of film, blew through them
      both.
<whirrior> and i'm gonna get them developed on saturday and scanned 
     that night (i hope)
<Ohsevenn> Hehe
<whirrior> so we wander back out of the bedroom, i start taking  
     pictures of me with all the people that have been important 
     to me over the past 2 years.  Got some great shots of me with
      the women. h0h0h0h0.
<Ohsevenn> Hehehehe
<whirrior> which will also get scanned, if they turn out.  that's why
      i bought 400 film instead of 200. ;)
<Ohsevenn> Werd to scanning
<whirrior> so the party drags on, we're all nicely toasted.  Everyone 
     gets a little more touchyfeely "i'm gonna miss you" kind of 
     thing.
<whirrior> I found myself hugging the porcelain after downing a 26 of 
     vodka before 10:30 ;)
<whirrior> side note:  I AM NEVER DRINKING VODKA AGAIN
<Ohsevenn> Aha
<whirrior> but it gave me a good excuse to crash at Erini's place. 
     h0h0.
<whirrior> so now there's a bit of a fuzzy bit where i remember being 
     in pictures, but don't recall most the time from 10:30-12:00.
<whirrior> Hung out with my buddies, talked to all the women that have 
     meant anything to me, had a hell of a good time.
<whirrior> Most of the people were gone by 3:30, but there were still 
     about 6 of us.  We ordered pizza and reminisced for a while.
<whirrior> eventually, dave drives the others home with him.
<omi> some guy actually delivered pizza at 3am?
<whirrior> that leaves me, Erini, some guy passed out in a room, and 
     here brothers who share the place.
<whirrior> omi: yeah, he had been there earlier delivering to the 
     people downstairs. He was kinda shocked to find out we were 
     all teachers. :)
<omi> eeek
<omi> all of you?
<whirrior> so we got a couple of pictures of him and said we'd send 
     him a copy.
<omi> can we say "arkansas kids with machine guns"
<whirrior> omi: yeah. 60 drunken college kids who are about to be 
     teachers.
<whirrior> ah yes, so back to the story.
<Ohsevenn> Hehehe
<whirrior> So at some point during the night, i had given Erini my 
     keys and told her to hide them.
<whirrior> which means i wasn't leaving until she was going to let me.
      hahahaha
<omi> anyone orgies and/or mass blowjobs?
<whirrior> omi: not inside the house, but the backyard was dark. we 
     can't be sure.
<whirrior> but one guy (who was drunk) just to show how "comfortable" 
     he was with his heterosexuality, bit one guy's dick and kissed 
     one of the gay grads.  then he smiled a little. 
<whirrior> but i'm off track again. :)
<omi> woah
<omi> dood that's fucked
<whirrior> omi: it was funny as hell. the one guy comes into the living
      room and asks "anyone got some tylenol?" "why" "becuase jason 
     (or whoever he was) bit my dick". we laughed. ;)
<Ohsevenn> omi: Thats canada
<whirrior> what a dumbass.
<whirrior> <whirrior> ah, now back to where i got offtrack...
<whirrior> i was completely wasted, which is pretty much to be expected
      after my performance.
<omi> Ohsevenn: ha, must be
<whirrior> erini had my keys hidden somewhere.  I beleive there was 
     some mention of "underwear drawer" to which i replied "well 
     NOW i'm intruiged".
<whirrior> bad spelling, but who cares.
<Ohsevenn> Aha
<whirrior> So here it is, 4am.  We crash out on the couch.
<whirrior> around 6am, i hear the guy who was passed out stumble into 
     the bathroom and starting horking up a gut.
<whirrior> that was fun.
<whirrior> and it woke me up.  fucker.
<whirrior> fall asleep again.
<whirrior> blink.
<whirrior> it's daylight.
<whirrior> damn.
<whirrior> i'm still drunk.
<whirrior> i look at my watch, and it's 7:30.
<whirrior> Erini is already up, clearing away all the bottles and shit.
<whirrior> being the dutiful guest that i am, i help out.
<omi> so did you bone or what?
<whirrior> (by the way, this is the dullest part, and the one that i 
     have no pictures of)
<whirrior> omi: hahaha, that's not my style. :)
<whirrior> so we hang out, talking until 10:30 or so.  Then we call up 
     michelle and she comes over.
<whirrior> from there, we head to mcdonalds.
<whirrior> note to self:  even if hungry, never ever eat mcdonalds food
     in the morning after a big drunk.  ew.
<Ohsevenn> No shit
<whirrior> somehow i managed to sober up enough to get back to my 
     apartment around 2pm.  Damn.
<Ohsevenn> Well
<whirrior> i would have stayed longer, but she had a final to study 
     for.
<Ohsevenn> Did you fuck erini or not?
<whirrior> Ohsevenn: look at my response to omi.
<Ohsevenn> Thats all I wanted to hear ;]
<whirrior> yeah yeah. :)
<whirrior> i felt a need to babble.
<whirrior> so there.
<Ohsevenn> Bah
<whirrior> nyah.
<omi> it's ok
<whirrior> and that's leaving out a bunch of stuff.
<Ohsevenn> whirrior: Yea, you're leaving out all the dumb stuff you 
     did while you were drunk.
<whirrior> it's hard to condense 22 hours down into a short summary. ;)
<omi> you know you suck when ...
<whirrior> Ohsevenn: oddly enough, i didn't do anything really dumb. 
     i made damn sure of that, plus i had trevor and brad there to 
     watch my back.
<omi> you encode mp3's at a 112kbps bitrate
<omi> watch your back?  were you plannin on fighting some teachers?
<whirrior> omi: i mean in the sense that i could count on them to watch
      out for my wellbeing.
<whirrior> and my honorable reputation. hahahahahaha
<omi> oh i see 
<whirrior> as if that's not shot all to hell now.

Session Close: Fri Apr 10 00:14:07 1998

Wow, wasn't that special.
and what are you doing down here?
Ah, i see.  You're a glutton for punishment.
go away.
SAUCE00wacky-assed                        WindRider           Quad-P              199805 6æ