etana presents...
. a somewhat la
rgish
logocolly
Sensors repor
t a
BBS advertisement
. ahead. Plotting
tactical evasive
maneuvres and firing
Morpheus engines.
fasten your seatbelt..
Are you tired of conventional bulletin b
oard systems?
Do your most-
called BBSes exhibit any
of the following sympt
oms?
- inactive userbase
- slow message ac
tivity
- distant sysop
- missing reptiles
distinct lack of imagination
Yep. That
sh me.
Do you find yourself growing lazy or losing inte
rest in the world of
modemers out there? Have you grown irritable towards
the demands of your
former compatriots?
Do you really
/ want me to t
ell
you where you
c
an stick those
0-7 day ware
Z?
Perhaps youve sought professional he
lp with little or no results...
does the problem lie within
you
r boards or your mind?
You realize that you
still havent told me
about your parents,
/ dearie.
Miss Flanahugan
Have you considered compulsive
overeating as an alternative to
spending yet another evening in front
of the static screen, watching the same,
boring people jump through the same old
hoops and perform the same routines?
Do you look towards the next connection
with less relish than you do towards last
nights leftovers?
ThE
Fri
Dge
We think that we can not only solve your problem,
but put the zip back in
your modemming life altogether! Are you still interes
ted?
Well... I
m listening...
I am the one Greetings.
known as Zil
and this is
my companion,
SDra.
/ Are you ready?
If you follow some very simple
instructions we can guide you to
a new world of imagination and
inspiration.
Yo
ur Instructions, should you decide
to accept them:
Close your eyes and open your mind.
Follow the Dream.
Third star to the left and
straight
til morning.
Wait an hour before swimming.
... on the way you pass a signpost which you had never
noticed before...
path most travelled
monotony
nothing spe
cial...
drudgery and
boredom
Into
the Dream
back where you started
yawn
same old stuff
stagnation
eT
... taking heed to the instructions, you maintain a tr
ue course until the
sun dips below the horizon and dusk turns to indigo night..
. you become
weary and stop to rest briefly in a moonlit grove.. as your
mind wanders
you begin to notice deviations in what youve become accous
tomed to as
reality...
it is as if you are suddenly inhabiting some phantasmagoric
dreamland,
populated by the stuff of the subconcious and the inner mind
, liberated
the blanketing shape of mass conciousness...
o ..by creatures
o weird and
benign...
o
o
o
o
... real and surr
eal...
o
o
... dark...
... utterly alien...
... yet somehow sympathetic..
Central Quadrangle
... and, above all,
deeply enchanted.
. . . y o u . h a v e . a r r i v e d . . .
Hooked-On-DoDEL work
ed for me,
and it can improve your life too!
SDra, a paid actor
this is
this is your
your brain... brai
n on DoDEL
...any questions?
Because
its time to
Are you
return to the dream..
ready?
Dreams
of Dark
Enchan
ted
L
izards
op: Etana
604525-651
9
promoting thought /
free-speech /
eT
and imagination
Im the dark one.
An
d Im the enchanted
one.
Dreams of
Dark Enchanted L
izards
H
e! WaiT up, ber-PuK!
lmme tell ou why dis board
iz so k-lTe++
Itz Z DoDL:
.can fly,
with pixie du
st
.is a
MiSTiGRi
S member board
.has the BEST Fi
ddle Faddle with
Pea
nuts on the planet
.is the Canadian HQ of the
Nationa
l
Banana Council
is net Galatic H
ost
.is home o
f the Bingling Bros
Flea Circus
can pat its head and rub its
tumm
y
.is part of the Save the Sq
uid
Foundation
carries Net, Concrete
Net,
DjNet,
KitschNet, SlurpeeNet
and TABne
t
has so m
any colours
ahem... and if you liked DoDEL, chances are that youll
also like...
ecko
emple
Gecko Temple
604669-3401
ops
: Zen Render
an
d Gecko
Poetry Silliness
Art Damage
Thought
Other
I
ndoor Sports
d
ont lose the lizard...
its all youve got left.
o
o
o
o o o
ansis by etana
collification and text by cthulu and e
tana