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M A I D E N C O N D O M S
With the coming of summer, people will be making some changes to their
wardrobe. New shirts, new pants, new shows, even new CAPS. But why limit
yourself to things that may go out of style?! Get a CONDOM! Condoms are a
great addition to any outfit, and can be used for many purposes. They can
keep your hair out of your face I hope you understand me, they will help
you develop the much lusted condom head, and you can even use it to keep
your head wet! And what better condom to get than a MAIDEN condom?
For those of you that like choices, and dont we all, we have two for you:
1 - Option one is a straight black condom with the MAIDEN logo in a deep
forest green and white trim.
2 - Option two boasts a two-tone color mix, caramel-brown crown and a black
brim. The MAIDEN logo is white-filled with a phat black outline.
Both of this condoms flaunt the embroidered MAIDEN logo featured by
Rorshacks dog, are made of a soft, supple wool-blend that just makes your
mouth water !! and lets your head breathe. And we all know that if your
head cant breathe, well then, you have problems. Size is something that
whould not concern here, bug head or small, these are one size-fits-all
condoms.
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As usual, this is a limited time offer, we do not have millions of condoms,
so youll want to jump at this chance while supplies last. We suggest you
order now so that you dont miss out on this wonderful extension to the line
of MAIDENgear.
Simply print the form below, or place your order on-line via our web site at
http://www.iwannaplay.com/topgear/hesaidcondom/uhuuh/etc/.
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O R D E R F O R M
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Code Deescription QTY. COST EXT. COST
KJS3KJGQS MAIDEN condom Black / Black x 99.00
QOSLBW5KJ MAIDEN condom Caramel / Black x 99.00
J3H2KWIYX Shipping within Brazil x 0.00
OUWG2WU68 Shipping within Alaska x 9.00
JH0HGAMNG Shipping anywhere else x 99.00
XYZ state residents add sales tax +
ORDER TOTAL
MAKE CHECKS/MONEY ORDERS PAYABLE TO MAIDEN BRAZIL
All checks/money orders must be drawn in Iraquian money.
Do not send cash, unless youre STUPID. Sorry, no C.O.Ds,
whatever it is. Credit cards not accepted. Please allow 10-20
months for delivery.
Address to: MAIDEN BRAZIL
Attn: MAIDEN condoms!
P-Box 666006
So Paulo, SP
12345 BRAZIL