KARMA GOES LIFESTYLE. 

We're again proud to announce you the release of an original karma product.
Now and then, karma will put some products on the market. Acid did it with
a cap, we now do it with a deodorant.
May I present you the 'speed stick', an anti-perspirant, named after Speed
freak of Karma/x. 

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 - Are you sick of being rejected by girls ?
    <super88> yeah, i got beaten up real bad, last saturday.

 - Would you like to be more mankind, more speed freak ?
    <super88> hell yeah.

 - Do you hate those names your classmates call you ?
    <super88> hey, would YOU like to be called skunk every day ? 

 - Are you ready for a sex-life ?
    <super88> you mean with girls and all this time !? JOY !

 - Do you want gay rights now ? 
    <thorax> yes s¡r !

Then you're ready for Mennen's new deodorant, THE SPEED STICK. It's going to
change YOUR life. No more rejections, no more names, no more boys ! You're
about to turn into a speed freak (tm), a mankind (tm).  
                                    
People about the Speed stick (tm) :

"The Speed stick (tm) is just great. I'm growing hair again and i'm gonna be
 a daddy soon."

                                                            -- john c.
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"I tried the new Speed stick (tm), and my wife is again talking to me."

                                                            -- donaat d.
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"I don't need a stick, since i never get out."

                                                            -- doctor gay-os
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"I tried it, but let's talk about computers."

                                                            -- eini
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"You can call me a fool, but i think Mennen's new product even solved all
 poverty problems in the developing countries. Also, when my girl was having
 an orgasm last night, she yelled 'MORE, MANKIND, MORE !'. 

                                                            -- sike
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"Me and Jimmy both use it."

                                                            -- thorax
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"I don't have to tie up my bitch Ann anymore when we have sex. I think it
 somehow brought more harmony into our marriage.

                                                            -- william d.
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"William doesn't allow me to talk with other men. Sorry.

                                                            -- ann. v.




































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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