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1m THIS ISNT AN APP.
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1mYOU WONT FIND THIS ON iTUNES.
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1mTHERES NO SWIPING.
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1mTHERE WILL BE NO PETTY AND MEANINGLESS ARGUMENTS.
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1mTHIS ISNT A PLACE WHERE COMMUNICATION COMES
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1mTHE FORM OF EMOJIS.
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1mTHERE WILL BE NO ikr. r u ok? lol idk AF
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1mHERE.
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1mNO CLICKING LIKES.
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1mNO REGURGITATED MEMES.
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1mTHIS IS NOT A PLACE WHERE CHILDREN AND ADULTS
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1mARE INDECIPHERABLE DUE TO ACTING THE SAME WAY.
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1mTHIS IS NOT FOR THEM.
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1mTHIS IS FOR US.
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1mTHIS IS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF GUTTER E-MAG.
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1mTHIS IS THE UNDERGROUND.
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1msO iF tHIS iS wHAT yOU cAME hERE fOR,
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1m tHEN lETS fUCKiN gO...
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135mUS VS THEM
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136m intro by filth
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135mA little while ago there were news reports about people thinking
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135mthey could charge their smartphone by putting it into a microwave.
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135mWhy?
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135m They read it on the internet.
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1mThis is what the internet is now.
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135mThis is what it turned into.
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135m20 years ago the internet and communications were like the
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135mGalapagos Islands. A whole new world of things to learn and
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135munderstand.
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135mToday: Its more like a childrens ball
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135mpit
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135myou see at McDonalds.
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135m A world of monotonous irritation from ignorance and stupidity.
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135mThere was time when the dumbest people on the internet were
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135mactually the least smartest.
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135mWere living 20 years from then.
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135mA time where the dumbest people on the internet are the dumbest
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135mhomosapiens in the zoo we call Earth.
36mIMG: HILLBILLY MEME OF SHIRTLESS HILLBILLY WITH A MULLET AND STRAW
IN HIS MOUTH. HIS IMPACT FONT TEXT READS: DFUCK YOU JUST SAY TME?
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135m20 years ago: The thought of the dumbest people you know getting
12C
135mon the internet was an inconcievable laugh riot. You know that
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135mguy you knew from high school who thought fax machine was a
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135mGerman word? And the thought of him getting on a computer and
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135mgetting on the internet wouldnt have the slightest abilitiy to
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135mcross your mind. He was THAT DUMB.
36mIMG: RECYCLED FAR-SIDE STRIP OF KID PUSHING A PULL DOOR AT A GIFTED SCHOOL
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135m20 years later you now see him all the time on the internet.
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135m Hes among the masses who use the internet and doesnt know
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135mwhat the internet actually is.
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135mWhat youre reading right now, here, and all of this is serving
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135mits purpose as an example of what the internet was in those
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135mtimes:
37mThe sharing of information
35m.
12C
135mThese days, saying the words dumb-people would probably get
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135msome sort of group upset. You can easily recognize this group
12C
135mbecause they are DUMB.
12C
135mIf there was a 20 years ago you, then you cant deny the blatant
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135mobvious. And its irritating that they are in very large numbers.
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135mAnother horrifying characteristic:
37mTHIS IS NEW TO THEM
35m.
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135mThey are just beginning to learn the logistics of back and forth
12C
135mcommunication with people they cant actually see or know.
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135mWhat the 20 years ago us went through in the 90s. AS TEENAGERS.
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135mWe followed the links of evolution 20 years later. If youre from
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135mthen and now youre thirty-something in real life, youre thirty-
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135msomething online.
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135mThese people, they communicate like a child learning how to
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135mwrite. And theyre doing it on the internet
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135mwith people as
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135mdumb as them.
133mChief Wiggum Clip: Ah, Ralphie... hes not as smart as most kids,
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133mbut smarter than most dogs!
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135mWe spent those adolescent years acting like adolescent teens.
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135mBut through tons of understandable bullshit that comes along with
12C
135mthat, we did this. We shared art. We had a function we made
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135mwith computers and communication: ANSI art. This was our reason
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135mto be here in this invisible world.
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135mThis reason is what brought this E-mag to you. This interaction
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135mwere having right now between me,
37mfilth
35m, and you,
37mINSERT HANDLE
35m.
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135mAnd its casual, baby.
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135mAnd what are they doing? Where does their curiosity take them
12C
135mas they explore this thing weve been doing since before their
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135mkids were born? What connects them other than technology?
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135mLets gloom it up a bit: its a face made of millions of real
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135mfaces. And its an ugly, ugly face. For them to get where
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135mwe were then, the internet had to be idiot-proof. It took them
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135mTHIS long to find out about communicating THIS way.
36m ANIMATED GIF: Kim Kardashian walking into a wall while texting
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135mAnd its not because they figured it out, someone figured it out
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135mfor them. And what happens when people figure things out for you?
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136mYou lose your curiosity.
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136mYou stop asking questions.
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135mThey dont just give you the answers to the test, they take it
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135mfor you while you get all the benefits. And the worst part is,
12C
135mtheyre answering the questions they asked.
26C
136mThats the face of control.
12C
135mThis is the Face that feeds you things you dont need fed.
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135mAnd these people who can barely spell sit up and beg for
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135mmore. There is very little between them and baby seals
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135mat a water park.
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136mIMG: Scene from The Matrix where Morpheus holds the red and blue pill out
136mfor Neo to choose. Photoshopped to look like Morpheus is just flipping
136mNeo off. It indicates his choice doesnt matter. It was already made
136mfor him.
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1mTHIS ISNT SOCIAL MEDIA.
26C
135m
0m
1m THIS ISNT AN APP.
25C
1mYOU WONT FIND THIS ON iTUNES.
28C
1m
0m
1mTHERES NO SWIPING.
16C
1mTHERE WILL BE NO PETTY AND MEANINGLESS ARGUMENTS.
1m
1mTHIS ISNT A PLACE WHERE COMMUNICATION COMES
35m
37mIN
30C
1mTHE FORM OF EMOJIS.
17C
1mTHERE WILL BE NO ikr. r u ok? lol idk AF
0m
1mHERE.
30C
1mNO CLICKING LIKES.
29C
1mNO REGURGITATED MEMES.
18C
1mTHIS IS NOT A PLACE WHERE CHILDREN AND ADULTS
11C
1m
1mARE INDECIPHERABLE DUE TO ACTING THE SAME WAY.
14C
1m
15C
1mTHIS IS NOT FOR THEM.
15C
1m
15C
1mTHIS IS FOR US.
13C
1m
0m
1mTHIS IS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF GUTTER E-MAG.
29C
1mTHIS IS THE UNDERGROUND.
0m
1m
18C
1msO iF tHIS iS wHAT yOU cAME hERE fOR,
28C
1m tHEN lETS fUCKiN gO...
11C
30m
135mUS VS THEM
10C
35m
136m intro by filth
12C
135mA little while ago there were news reports about people thinking
12C
135mthey could charge their smartphone by putting it into a microwave.
12C
135mWhy?
11C
135m They read it on the internet.
12C
1mThis is what the internet is now.
12C
135mThis is what it turned into.
12C
135m20 years ago the internet and communications were like the
12C
135mGalapagos Islands. A whole new world of things to learn and
12C
135munderstand.
12C
135mToday: Its more like a childrens ball
0m
135mpit
0m
135myou see at McDonalds.
10C
135m A world of monotonous irritation from ignorance and stupidity.
12C
135mThere was time when the dumbest people on the internet were
12C
135mactually the least smartest.
12C
135mWere living 20 years from then.
12C
135mA time where the dumbest people on the internet are the dumbest
12C
135mhomosapiens in the zoo we call Earth.
36mIMG: HILLBILLY MEME OF SHIRTLESS HILLBILLY WITH A MULLET AND STRAW
IN HIS MOUTH. HIS IMPACT FONT TEXT READS: DFUCK YOU JUST SAY TME?
12C
135m20 years ago: The thought of the dumbest people you know getting
12C
135mon the internet was an inconcievable laugh riot. You know that
12C
135mguy you knew from high school who thought fax machine was a
12C
135mGerman word? And the thought of him getting on a computer and
12C
135mgetting on the internet wouldnt have the slightest abilitiy to
12C
135mcross your mind. He was THAT DUMB.
36mIMG: RECYCLED FAR-SIDE STRIP OF KID PUSHING A PULL DOOR AT A GIFTED SCHOOL
12C
135m20 years later you now see him all the time on the internet.
11C
135m Hes among the masses who use the internet and doesnt know
12C
135mwhat the internet actually is.
12C
135mWhat youre reading right now, here, and all of this is serving
12C
135mits purpose as an example of what the internet was in those
12C
135mtimes:
37mThe sharing of information
35m.
12C
135mThese days, saying the words dumb-people would probably get
12C
135msome sort of group upset. You can easily recognize this group
12C
135mbecause they are DUMB.
12C
135mIf there was a 20 years ago you, then you cant deny the blatant
12C
135mobvious. And its irritating that they are in very large numbers.
12C
135mAnother horrifying characteristic:
37mTHIS IS NEW TO THEM
35m.
12C
135mThey are just beginning to learn the logistics of back and forth
12C
135mcommunication with people they cant actually see or know.
12C
135mWhat the 20 years ago us went through in the 90s. AS TEENAGERS.
12C
135mWe followed the links of evolution 20 years later. If youre from
12C
135mthen and now youre thirty-something in real life, youre thirty-
12C
135msomething online.
12C
135mThese people, they communicate like a child learning how to
12C
135mwrite. And theyre doing it on the internet
0m
135mwith people as
12C
135mdumb as them.
133mChief Wiggum Clip: Ah, Ralphie... hes not as smart as most kids,
28C
133mbut smarter than most dogs!
12C
135mWe spent those adolescent years acting like adolescent teens.
12C
135mBut through tons of understandable bullshit that comes along with
12C
135mthat, we did this. We shared art. We had a function we made
12C
135mwith computers and communication: ANSI art. This was our reason
12C
135mto be here in this invisible world.
12C
135mThis reason is what brought this E-mag to you. This interaction
12C
135mwere having right now between me,
37mfilth
35m, and you,
37mINSERT HANDLE
35m.
12C
135mAnd its casual, baby.
12C
135mAnd what are they doing? Where does their curiosity take them
12C
135mas they explore this thing weve been doing since before their
12C
135mkids were born? What connects them other than technology?
29C
136mSOCiAL MEDiA
12C
135mLets gloom it up a bit: its a face made of millions of real
12C
135mfaces. And its an ugly, ugly face. For them to get where
12C
135mwe were then, the internet had to be idiot-proof. It took them
12C
135mTHIS long to find out about communicating THIS way.
36m ANIMATED GIF: Kim Kardashian walking into a wall while texting
12C
135mAnd its not because they figured it out, someone figured it out
12C
135mfor them. And what happens when people figure things out for you?
26C
136mYou lose your curiosity.
26C
136mYou stop asking questions.
12C
135mThey dont just give you the answers to the test, they take it
12C
135mfor you while you get all the benefits. And the worst part is,
12C
135mtheyre answering the questions they asked.
26C
136mThats the face of control.
12C
135mThis is the Face that feeds you things you dont need fed.
12C
135mAnd these people who can barely spell sit up and beg for
12C
135mmore. There is very little between them and baby seals
12C
135mat a water park.
0m
136mIMG: Scene from The Matrix where Morpheus holds the red and blue pill out
136mfor Neo to choose. Photoshopped to look like Morpheus is just flipping
136mNeo off. It indicates his choice doesnt matter. It was already made
136mfor him.
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