Infofile - July 1998 by Warpus / Ironghost
Infofile - July 1998 by Warpus / Ironghost
june 1st, 1998. function2 infofile.
meaningless quote taken from a random source
there is no doer. the dancer cant be separated from the
dance. looked at closely, the atom itself dissapears.
there is no atom, strictly speaking. there is only what
the atom does. function is everything.
taken from foundations fear by gregory benford.
introductory paragraph
hi, and welcome to the first ever second function
pack. to celebrate this incredible feat of eye to
hand coordination, we have decided to do absolutely
nothing. join me, warpus, your hostess for the evening,
as i take you on a journey of this and that, and many
other things. enjoy.
function news
my email address has been fucking up a lot lately, but its
working now again. if you did not get a reply to your mail,
and it was important, please send it again.
the web page is STILL under construction. however, several
members are now helping out with it, so it should be up soon.
applying
if you wish to apply to our cattle loving group, please zip
up as many works of your recent art as you feel necessary
along with the text file created by our application generator,
and send it to either quip or myself.
new members 6
before i announce the new arrivals, i would like to take
this time and this space to thank everybody who applied,
and/or expressed an interest in the group. we were flooded
with applications after the first pack was released, which
is something we never quite expected, and oh.. ill shut
the fuck up now.
flame coming to us from the amazon rainforest is this
man, flame. being a world-class tree climber,
he will be a definite asset to the group.
garroter not much is known about garroter, who only speaks
an ancient dialect of arabian. he has a really
cool sword, so we let him in.
haji hailing from somewhere in the southern hemisphere is
haji, stuff-throwing extraordinaire. thats right,
hell throw anything, and really far too.
menace realizing that the farming scene wasnt for him,
menace joined up with us. he brought a cow, but
we ate it.
samurai when asked about his past, samurai looked me
straight in the eyes and said: it has to do with
noodles. go figure.
tarot tarot is most famous for running really fast,
stopping, then running really fast again. we also
have learned that he doesnt like tuna at all.
departing members 1
yes, somebody did leave. were not quite sure why he left,
but we know that hell be back i have his pencil sharpener.
leaving us this month is konami. well miss you! good luck
in legion.
the conclusion
thank you for reading this extremely informative and
entertaining infofile. there isnt really anything exciting
in this paragraph, but i urge you to read on. actually,
thats all i really wanted to say. see you next month!
thanks
knocturnal for guesting in this pack. doesnt this guy rule?
fuzzy for drawing all the logos for the homepage
doodleboy for his foot
haji for the excellent fileid.diz
satan for giving us a chance
header by ironghost and warpus. infofile by warpus.
header touch-ups by quip
eofunction21998.