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f o k u s f o n t i n g - sixth installment - a u g u s t 1 9 9 9
Welcome to the 6th installment of Fokus fonting. Still in time. Weve had a
few problems putting this pack together, shit happening here and there.
SUPPORT THE ANTI-MACHO COPS BEATING UP ANSI ARTISTS MOVEMENT
Zippy got beaten by cops for having a beer in a park with 3 sublime chicks.
The cops got jealous and since we all know cops arent that intelligent,
and they beat him up trying to impress the girls. The girls ran away and
zippy has been moved to the hospital, having 3 sublime female doctors taking
care of him instead. But dont worry, now the health of zippys better than
ever. He took an extra staying at the hospital, the doctors wanting him for
more profound exams. The cops got nothing. When he explained the case to his
chamber neighbour Spearfx, the guy was so upset he decided to join us in our
crusade against the cops.
RIOTS AT WOODSTOCK AN ANSI ARTIST ALMOST GOT BURNT TO DEATH
On the last day of this music happening, Avenging angel burnt in the flames of
a devastating fire. The rioters, noticing he was an ansi artist, took him
and thrown him into the flames saying it was for the sake of revolution. Being
seriously wounded, he almost died. But with the help of our great health
services, hes in a stable condition at the same hospital as zippy. Avenging
angel lost his legs in this inconvenient accident, but his eyes and hands are
ok. This is what happens when you call woodstock a reunion of 200 000 persons
getting drunk, stoned and acting like lambs when someones shouting riot!.
STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE MAKES ITS FIRST VICTIM
After 3 months of raging success, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace made its
first victim. The cops found a guy walking on a street at 4:30 am completly
nude responding by the name of Mr.Wrong always repeating the same thing I
want to be a Jedi, I want to be a Jedi... The psychiatrists said he wasnt
dangerous, but they prefered to keep him a month or so at the mental health
hospital for further observation.
FOKUS FIRST WORLD TOURS A COMPLETE SUCCESS SO FAR
The world known industrial music group Fokus has entamed its first world tour.
After only 6 months of existence, the group got really popular and took
proportions they never imagined. The members of the group touring are Fluor,
Crimson Skye, Deviant, Phonyeye and Knocturnal, the others being at the
hospital. Hopefully, they had time to do some gigs before everything happened.
The bands gotten help from the artist Abstrakt to finish the north american,
then europe part of the tour. The groups thanking him for his participation
in the project. They still dont know whens the tour is gonna end. If you
want information, if you have questions, or want to follow them in this world
tour, just write to fokus@antisocial.com and if you want to get their latest
or previous releases and more information, visit www.drastic.net/fokus.
Fokus fonting 6th edition, August 1st
reports by Mr.Wrong
graphic by Zippy