The April 1994 Dark Collection
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- Introduction -
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Come on, now
luring the Traveler
Mighty Voyager
Curious, into the dark womb
The graves grinning
Indians of night
The eyes of night
Westward luring
into brothel, into the blood bath
into the Dream
The dark Dream of conquest
Voyage
into night, Westward into Night
- Jim Morrison
Welcome to yet another art package from Dark Illustrated. For those
of you who dont know us, take a look at the artwork inside, it explains
everything itself. For those of you who do, Im sure youll be pleased
to add this one to your collection. If youve been keeping up on your
latest Dark news, youll already know that we are now monthly.. yes,
twice as good as before! Last month we had released our Best of 94
pack which had some astonishing artwork in it from the past year.
In this months pack youll notice some unique styles in art,
and youll also notice that some of our newer artists are really showing
their stuff! We may not have a overwhelming amount of music this pack
but thats just because most of the musicians are preparing for Vortex,
a music disk youll be seeing in the upcoming months. So, once again
sit back, turn off the lights, and enjoy the Dark.
- Filenames --
The Dark files are still named as follows:
XXXXX-.DRK
XXXXX represents five characters for artist name. is a hexadecimal
number representing the number of releases that artist has made to date.
This file naming system is working out just fine for us and hopefully
other groups may find this new method useful with getting rid of the
multiple alias conflicts.
Mean April Fools Jokes
Some people just go a little toooo far when playing April Fools
jokes on others. Weve surveyed some of these people and asked
them this question: What mean jokes have YOU played?
Well, one time I told my wife that the pet cat had almost got hit
by a car. So I went out and drove over it, laughing and saying
April fools!
I cut my ex-husbands penis off for a joke... he did like that too
much and divorced me. Now hes making pornos.
I got a friend of mine to break this ice skaters knee caps so she
couldnt skate in the Olympics. But guess what, some other bitch
got blamed for it!
One time on my radio show, I tricked the world to think aliens took
over the Earth! It was a gas man! Too bad I got in a lot of shit
for it.
- Member List --
Legend
ANS ANSI Dept VGA VGA Dept
MUS Music Dept COD Coding Dept
LIT Lit. Dept COM Communications Dept
SEN Senior
A V M C L C S
N G U O I O E
Alias S A S D T M N
Black Widow
Acidic Soap
Black Ire
Carnifex
Crow Critical Perspective
Cyber Wolfe
Desalvo Forlorn Extender
Drone Fly
Einstein
Elminster
Epitaph
Green Hornet
Hannibal the Cannibal
Invincible Dawn
Laserlore
Lord Azzur
Metal Skin
Mist of Death
Moby
Night Hawk
Predator
Preying Menace
Rainmaker
Ravage Bias
Replay
RipTide
Ritual Slaying
Scimitar Wraith
Scrupulous
Shock Wave
Shrapnel
Silicon Graphics Liquid Image
Stardust
Sudden Impact
Spaceman Spiff
Tank Girl
The God-Fearing Athiest
The Hemp Hoodlum
The Immortal
The Retarded Warrior
Tribal Fish
Vulcan
Yggdrasil
Xypher Matryx
- The Lighter Side --
Things that make you say..
What the fuck?
So what if I wear womens clothes and carry a purse.. you calling me a
transvestite?!
Hard day at the office dear? Well yes! The aliens attacked my base,
Im still researching aqua-plastics, and my fucking soldiers keep going
berserk!
Little smoke demons sit on my shoulder, while the little crab demons
scurry in my pants.
DAMIT! I paid good money for this Surpa Modem and I demand
some satisfaczf NO CARRIER Hello? HELLO?!!!!
Who the fuck drinks Snapple anyways?!
- Site List --
Name A/C Description SysOp
The Lethal Aspect 905 Temporary World HQ Xypher Matryx
Illusion Island 416 World HQ Down Black Widow
Sanctuary 305 Southern HQ Tempus Thales
Harvest Moon 216 Central HQ QuRan
Rebel Studios 905 Dist. Site Incesticyde
Dungeon 2 808 Dist. Site Smooth
Eleutheria 606 Dist. Site Soul Rebel
Ground Zero +972 Dist. Site Sharp Edge
Pantheon 703 Dist. Site Farmicus
Project-X +972 Dist. Site Nyc-Kid
Suicidal Shrimp 514 Dist. Site Red Leader
Sushi Bar Z 619 Dist. Site Asylum
The Heretic Asylum 404 Dist. Site Jello
Eternal Insanity 908 Dist. Site Mindcrime
Failure 800 Dist. Site Village Idiot
The Evolution of Man .
Man 5.2 Billion years ago- o -The amoeba stage
O
Man 2 Million years ago - // -The caveman stage
Man at Present day - : -Were no quite sure...
- DARK Members --
Were awfully sorry about
this folks, it seems this
chick has been popping up
every where in this pack.
Its quite apparent that
our members are a little
deprived of something this
month.
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- Greets --
DARK would like to say hello to the following people and groups:
GROUP GREETS
ACiD iCE
CIA BLA CONTINUUM
ANASTHASIA BLADE
INDIVIDUAL GREETS
Somms Sinned Soul
Tempus RadMan Syntax Error
Corwin Chromatik Deeply Disturbed
Eerie Cybernary Argon
and all the guys we forgot
- Dedication --
This pack is dedicated to
The Green Hornet Scrupulous
Thanks for pulling
the load when a lot of
us couldnt!
And let there be Dark......