Blocktronics Pack 02 Pack Title: Codename Chris Wirth
THE BLOCKTRONICS TIMES EDITION 002 --- Nov, 2009
Welcome to the 2nd edition of our infamous newspaper! If you are reading this, it means you have no life and we are
really sorry for you!
As youve noticed this pack is called Codename Chris Wirth...yes,
thats right, its the real name of THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE ALMIGHTY,
THE GREATEST OF ALL: RaDMan! If you have no clue of who RadMan is,
please visit wikipedia...hes there, and you prolly not, so, it means
the world wouldnt really care if you droped dead of your chair now,
BUT NOT RADMAN, RaDMan came to this planet to actually CHANGE the world and this pack was Blocktronics way to show all the LOVE for the real
textmode art revolutionary!
All the ansis in this pack are dedicated to you, Chris! For everything
youve done in the past, for ACiD and for dressing like Superman in
that picture weve found in your Facebook Album. THANK YOU, RADDO!
OK, lets not get emotional here... Back to the news...
Its been quite some time since weve released our fist pack, so lets
check what happened in the world and in blocktronics during all this
time:
BLOCKTRONICS ACQUIRED BY ACID
January, 2009
ACiD had agreed to buy Blocktronics for
about 3.4 billion dollars in order to
extend its lead in the textmode market.
This is all about growth, penis growth!
said RadMan, ACiD C.E.O. and C.O.C.K.S.U.
C.K.E.R. Due to the financial loss on
ACiDs part, RadMan is no longer able to
support his karate training, and is
currently taking lessons from a homeless
Money suitcase sent by ACiD man by the name of fist fuckworth.
BLOCKTRONICS MEMBER INVOLVED IN TRAGIC FLIGHT
Tonight at Lost episode 15th season
TCF has been spotted parachuting away air france
from the plane, seconds before it crashed ---------------
into the atlantic ocean. and apparently MR CREEP, FEVER
hitched a ride on the back of a killer SEAT 9B
whale back to his hometown of detroit. FLIGH 447
Unfortunately, the whale was speared on DESTINATION:
his annual route via australia, by the HELL
japanese. Speaking from his hospital bed
TCF says the next plane he is going to
take down is the japaneses, then hes
going to go all rambo on hiroshima again. Fevers recovered flight tkt
CANADIANS SAY OK TO HIV AND HOMOSEXUALS
5 mins ago
Today at the annual im a more elite
canadian than you because i speak french
AND do art art show, unveilied one of
the most controversial renditions of
canadas flag, by renown artist alex
menard, menard tells blocktronics that
a close homosexual friend grindstoned
who has HIV had inspired him to paint the
new flag.
Next version of canuck flag!
SCIENTISTS GIVE TOMBIN HOPE
June, 2009
Scientists today unveiled the worlds
first ultra microscope that can
magnify upto infinity time!, Tombin
told blocktronics news at first i
thought they were joking, But after
seeing REAL photos of my actual penis
for the first time in my life, i feel
ecstatic!, now i can post my naked
pics at homoerotica.com and not be
ashamed ANYMORE!
Picture of tombins tiny dick
*image magnified at infinity x*
ACiD.tm is a REGISTERED trademark and any other companies using,
selling, refering, sampling, tasting, licking, thrusting ANY of
our products will be liable for prosecution.
the name RadMan is also copyrighted and cannot be used outside
the US without consent, IF an agreement is reached, you must
pay RadMan.tm his fees so he can stop getting karate lessons
from fist fuckworth, and attend his old dojo called
lesbian kicks
PS: CHUCK NORRIS ENDORSES THIS PACK AND SAFE SEX
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blockfuckingtronics 2009
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