block by block, nonstop !
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pack 008
:: twentyseven nFO BiTCH ::
August, 2004 !: : : . .
vomiting! . ...
**INTERNATIONAL LAW** b
ALL of the 27inch packs MUST .: ,
be released late. d.
,. b.
if these rules are not followed . p
we will be forced to stab you in the .- .
eyeball with a rusty spoon. q.
If that is not enough for you, we +
will then sell your eyeball on the
Chinese black market, which will then
be sold back to Americans who will
turn it into dog food which yourlittle
neutered dog will eat for dinner and
vomit part of it back up, while dumping the
other half in your backyard. Whilst your little
offspring plays in the backyard and manages to munch on some of that good old dog poo.Then you are forced to clean it up off their clothes, and YOU manage
to get that shit all over your hands. Later on in the night
YOU get all freaky with your husband, and you put your hand
on his cock, and you forgot to clean your hands, so the
next day he has this fungal disease on his penis, and now
you blame HIM on cheating, when it was your shit infested
hands that did this to him.. WOMEN ARE FUCKED.. THANK YOU.
but not by avg
I guess that gives a new meaning to keeping your eye on something.The moral of the story is, dont keep it there
too long or youll get an infection. avg
** BREAKING NEWS - imodium and noches join 27inch **
enzo has said this same line in previous pack...
We are not the backstreet boys but we are back again...
Another pack, new members same eleetness. First of all we
would like to thank aveBM and grymmjack for guesting with us !!!!!, but we cant forget ETO, the pablodraw guru... with out him my life would be boring with masturbation as main activity. WE LOVE YOU, CURTIS!! and your 5yrs old sister 2 You know, this pack is obviously delayed and THIS IS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT, ok?! Im tired of this Jesus role, alright? and Im tired of ppl trying to chat with me on irc in spanish
! I dont speak SPANISH, goddamnit!! Its portuguese... Im not
mexican, i dont eat burrito and dont sleep with my dog! Ok?
enzOlito Gonzales
ivan is a dirty logo procrastinator. the first pic ive
ever drawn that im proud of after a long break and
he volunteers a font for it... well, 93,103 hours later
after several excuses about how he could not give me the
logo because it got caught in his vaginal canal and had
to be surgically removed by his mom with a pair of sears
craftsman brand pliers and he still hasnt given it to
me. even if it was in his vagina, i still want it for the evolv3 millitant gorilla pic. i hope it is a good font,
after all of this anticipation it better be!@ : p.s. avg really doesnt have a vagina, and i dont know if his mom would or would not extract anything from it, even if he did have one, but i am just venting because im excit to see the logo! i love ivans work, he is a very sexy manbeast and i am dying to see the logo he crafts displ ayed on my pic, giving it much more worth than it does
by itself even with the help of erics fire bg which owns
so yeah. oh also, im not in 27 inch, but i have a ansi in
this packet so they said i could do something on here so
i am and did and thats it. see you! -grymm
** TO ANYONE WHO DRIVE THEIR CAR AT 4AM **
Sure, its fun to get bitches, drive around town all
night long with your little fiat allstar car, with your
sub woofers pumpin out snoop doggy dogg tunes, you
constantly press the brakes because you want people to
THINK you have hydrolics in your ride, and hopefully more
bitches will notice you.
if you wanna be noticed driving at those odd hours of the
morning, you should just drive around the area doing burn outs, and smoking the street up, or goto some old womans house and just honk your horn untill the front light goes on. BUT ENZO.. HE DEFIES ALL RULES WHEN IT COMES TO THAT. its 4am, his fiat cant do a burn out and his horn doesnt work, so hes helpless. Instead he uses his creativity
to his piece of shit car and decides to aim it straight at
the fig tree hes seen the madonna film clip and tried
to replicate that. ONE BROKEN ARM LATER he suceeds!
its my first appearance in a 27inch nfo file and i
just want to say, fuck you in the ass with ivans cock.
AestheticSmith
** Hey Dave! Thats ok, man.. we know you wanna join us...
Send samples of your artwork to RaDMaN@TheFarts.oRg **
bullshit! enzo DOES eat burritos, ive seen him. and
instead of sleeping with his dog, he sleeps with fellow
27inch members.. i know this firsthand damnit!
anyways, its been another 22 months since the last bomb-ass 27 pack. and heres another dedicated to the
whiney bitches out there who idle on irc daily twiddling
their little pecker just awaiting the next release.
all in all, im just glad i got a chance to come back
and find that people were still drawing, ANSI WILL NEVER
DIYEE!and last but not least, the pharcyde is back to
fullfill your daily crack addict, telnet://pharcyde.ath.cx 27 WHQ as of, well.. a few days ago when it went back up.
and on that note, greets to everyone still bangin out
blocks, and uhh.. enzo we still up for that date later? D
Access Denied
Once again, I have abosolutely nothing interesting at all to say. Im a quite boring specimen really. However, unlike last pack, I did manage to draw a few things, and I would have drawn even more if it hadnt been for those meddling ascii artists in SARS! j/k. I loathve you guys. Oh, and watch out for SUKOF, it may or may not be coming soon. FIN.
-knocturnal.
iRC 27inch on Efnet
contact
spear27inch@hotmail.com
BBS WHQ
telnet://pharcyde.ath.cx
ansi by taintedx, roodolph, enzo and avg heart B3475