fuck you y0lk 34
fuck you. no, really, fuck you. i havent written a y0lk in a while, and its
mainly because of the experiences ive had in the zine scene lately all, of
course, taking place on the infamous IRC and y0lknet!@ shameless plug.
anyway. i was on irc. and like, tut, rattle, hal08, and a few other regulars
were there. oh yeah, pip too this was a while ago.
anyway, firstly, i had never heard of some net that they were talking about,
which was supposed to be THE zine net. oh my gawd, i didnt know the name!
LAYMUR!@*!@
so they banned me from zines pip did.
anyway, ok, so pip calms down and lets me back in, in all of my lameness.
then i said the zine scene is pointless. because it is. who the fuck cares
about this stupid zine sheeit. i just write em, just to talk. i dunno. no
big deal, im not really getting anything out of it.
anyway. tut got really angry instantly, and thus, i was banned for the rest
of the night that was the last time i was on zines in the past few weeks,
i believe, too.
you know what? this really does piss me off. the zine scene are supposed to
be the people that have basically been through all the otehr scenes. the
zine scene people are supposed to hate the elite guys, the ansi guys, etc..
theyre supposed to be the most intelligent, the most open to ideas, etc.
you know what? theyre not. theyre the same bunch of uptight assholes that
are in every other scene. it pisses me off. just because i dont know about
some stupid k-rad net, i get booted. thats ridiculous.
oh yeah!@ another thing, rattle said i was a bandwagon laymur. i dont
deny it. i prefer to look at it as my evolution, though. i started out not
knowing ANYTHING about ANYTHING in the elite scene. then i sorta learned
a little, then got caught up in the art scene, went back to elite, got
caught up in hpavc, etc.. that cycle went on, going from elite to art to
hpavc. until i realized how stupid all of them were. now i just get what i
need from each scene ie, if i need a util, ill call up a warez board i
still have access to, or if i want the new aciddraw ill call an art board,
etc..
anyway, my other point is that rattle is also a bandwagon laymur. in fact,
most people are. whats the big deal? he did the same shit i did. at one
point his board was very arty, then he got some more warez for it, and now
hes apparently the zine-god. well fuck that. dont throw stones when yer
living in glass houses, biznatch.
welp, im glad i got that off my chest. i hope i get some response to this,
too. i wouldve liked to have argued all of this in zines, but, alas, i was
banned.
and, yes, im bitter.
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01 the other white meat creed
02 several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin creed
03 nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. creed
04 a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin creed
05 household uses for afghanistanian food creed
06 pour cement down my anus hooch
07 hail santa! creed
08 hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? hooch
09 lunchables rock. creed
10 t-shirts and toejam bedlam
11 nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview hooch
12 movie reviews showgirls!@ - win95 vs. os/2 sorta hooch
13 straight outta compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ hooch
14 im a tall, goofy, dorky, chink phorce
15 bedazzled by the eliteness creed
16 how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina creed
17 i am a warez pup - who are you? hooch
18 lemmings phorce
19 the science of astrology belial
20 the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene cd/h0
21 dUcK 54uc3?!!? phorce
22 top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself creed
23 citrus fruits for sale phorce
24 group masturbation belial
25 ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs creed
26 catering for the warez eleet phorce
27 brief mental pause belial
28 the army day camp belial
29 the geek theory, hickies, and another long day creed
30 nets, zines, and that chick from wings hooch
31 mentos! the freedom giver! mercuri
32 ramblings of a poseur bedlam
33 sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan. creed
34 fuck you - a note to all yall on zines hooch
if you see your name on that chart, you are a y0lk member, whether you
like it or not. if you are a y0lk member, you have a y0lk member board, et
cetera. woog.
mindcrime is an official y0lk member.