y0lk.we.are.too.k-rad.for.you i yam stain.
uhm... y0lk...
-boo-------------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk is new group that is coo... uhm... i just decided to start a new textfile
group, cuz i was bored... and after reading about half of hoe 90, i decided to
start my own group and be k-rad ja, more than i already am.
well, i never finished that h0e... but i bet it woulda been cool if i cared
enough to read it. but no, i must create my own empire for personal gain...
and take over the world!**!*!@* mufuqa.
--why y0lk is coo-------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk isnt cool... nobodys ever gonna join and im gonna give up at issue 5
because people didnt like the mag.
thats only because i dont draw crazy little asciis and talk like m0g3l and
try to be a k-rod f0o... i just type normal and lose peoples attentions n
stuff...
however, i have been trying to keep the paragraphs under 3 lines so people will
read all o dem... they wont anyway.
i lub j0o@*!!@*!* ya see i just said that so people would think
im cool.
no dumping on mogel here, im dumping on textfile writers who try to be like himan other groovy stuff too.
bl0of.
--why you wanna join y0lk-----------------------------------------------------
i dunno... i dont think you rilly want to join y0lk... but like i yam stain, soyou know what to do.
Q: help, im lame and i dont know how to contact you
A: find me on irc, stoo.
Q: yeah, but im lame!
A: wha?
Q: im lame!!!
A: yeah, right... so just contact me on irc, ok?
Q: you dont understand. lame f0oz dont have irc.
A: oh yeah... well email me at stain@novays.com
Q: why would i have email if i didnt have irc?
A: aol?
Q: im not that lame... after all i am reading this textfile, i must be
somewhat cool.
A: so call my vmb.
Q: whats the info?
A: 800314-8885 box number 842. speak up so i can hear you
Q: why?
A: cuz its a cheap-ass vmb
Q: ah. well, thanx
A: sure.
Q: why did you drag this QA column down to 23 lines?
A: cuz yer lame.
Q: ahhh. i have seen the light.
A: yep. later
Q: l8r
--wha?------------------------------------------------------------------------
well, maybe if you read the whole thing, youd know how to contact me. lazy-ass
foo.
im gonna keep this going for about 100 lines, just cuz i dont want the file
to be too small. ok.
let me fill you up with some meaningless, intellectually degrading top ten
lists.
--top ten reasons to join y0lk------------------------------------------------
10 cuz were elite and you know it.
9 because stain really wants you to.
8 stain will draw you free asciis or logos if you write for us.
7 cuz we do our top ten lists backwards, always thinking of the reader and how
he enjoys the suspense.
6 join and well tell you.
7 stain needs moral support cuz the foo fighters stole his cool word.
8 cuz were illiterate and we screw up the numbering on our top ten lists.
7 stain needs more time to attend math classes
6 cuz stain just added four to the list and now its gonna be rilly hard to
think of 14 reasons
5 just because.
4 we usually like to talk in letters not numbers
3 we refer to ourselves as plural, when we only have one member
2 i actually do phear mogel, and i need help.
1 i told you before, dont join. we suck, remember?
--top ten acronyms for y0lk---------------------------------------------------
10 Young 0celots Looking for Kookies
9 Your 0ld Leather Kap
8 You 0llways Leave Krap
7 Yarn 0ats Leaves Karrots
6 bah, fuck this.
--w0o-------------------------------------------------------------------------
we dont need an acronym. were k-rad anyway... well im at 105 lines as of now.actually now its 106. and its 3:00 so im gonna go play tetris for another
two hours, and then dial, and then eat... and like not go to sleep cuz i had a
lot of coke today and the caffeine hasnt quite left my system yet.
not to sound like an immature little fuck, squealing about jolt and coke and howcaffeine gives you such a buzz and why youre so cool cuz youre hyperactive.
im not hyperactive... im a dirty sloth insomniac... i dont change my clothes
and i dont use soap. r0ck on.
gawd... uhm, i really want you to join, whoever yoo are... but like if i were
you, i wouldnt do it. but do it anyway cuz:
3y3 lUB j0O@*!*!*!*@*@*
--y0lk------------------------------------------------------------------------
final k-rad editors comment: i yam the editor. i yam stain... uhm, it was a
piece of crap, and theres really no point in
reviewing my own textfile. join us. im gonna
go do some obv modding. yahoo. look, magic eye.
magic eye. yay. its been done. wellll... bye then.
uhm... y0lk...
-boo-------------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk is new group that is coo... uhm... i just decided to start a new textfile
group, cuz i was bored... and after reading about half of hoe 90, i decided to
start my own group and be k-rad ja, more than i already am.
well, i never finished that h0e... but i bet it woulda been cool if i cared
enough to read it. but no, i must create my own empire for personal gain...
and take over the world!**!*!@* mufuqa.
--why y0lk is coo-------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk isnt cool... nobodys ever gonna join and im gonna give up at issue 5
because people didnt like the mag.
thats only because i dont draw crazy little asciis and talk like m0g3l and
try to be a k-rod f0o... i just type normal and lose peoples attentions n
stuff...
however, i have been trying to keep the paragraphs under 3 lines so people will
read all o dem... they wont anyway.
i lub j0o@*!!@*!* ya see i just said that so people would think
im cool.
no dumping on mogel here, im dumping on textfile writers who try to be like himan other groovy stuff too.
bl0of.
--why you wanna join y0lk-----------------------------------------------------
i dunno... i dont think you rilly want to join y0lk... but like i yam stain, soyou know what to do.
Q: help, im lame and i dont know how to contact you
A: find me on irc, stoo.
Q: yeah, but im lame!
A: wha?
Q: im lame!!!
A: yeah, right... so just contact me on irc, ok?
Q: you dont understand. lame f0oz dont have irc.
A: oh yeah... well email me at stain@novays.com
Q: why would i have email if i didnt have irc?
A: aol?
Q: im not that lame... after all i am reading this textfile, i must be
somewhat cool.
A: so call my vmb.
Q: whats the info?
A: 800314-8885 box number 842. speak up so i can hear you
Q: why?
A: cuz its a cheap-ass vmb
Q: ah. well, thanx
A: sure.
Q: why did you drag this QA column down to 23 lines?
A: cuz yer lame.
Q: ahhh. i have seen the light.
A: yep. later
Q: l8r
--wha?------------------------------------------------------------------------
well, maybe if you read the whole thing, youd know how to contact me. lazy-ass
foo.
im gonna keep this going for about 100 lines, just cuz i dont want the file
to be too small. ok.
let me fill you up with some meaningless, intellectually degrading top ten
lists.
--top ten reasons to join y0lk------------------------------------------------
10 cuz were elite and you know it.
9 because stain really wants you to.
8 stain will draw you free asciis or logos if you write for us.
7 cuz we do our top ten lists backwards, always thinking of the reader and how
he enjoys the suspense.
6 join and well tell you.
7 stain needs moral support cuz the foo fighters stole his cool word.
8 cuz were illiterate and we screw up the numbering on our top ten lists.
7 stain needs more time to attend math classes
6 cuz stain just added four to the list and now its gonna be rilly hard to
think of 14 reasons
5 just because.
4 we usually like to talk in letters not numbers
3 we refer to ourselves as plural, when we only have one member
2 i actually do phear mogel, and i need help.
1 i told you before, dont join. we suck, remember?
--top ten acronyms for y0lk---------------------------------------------------
10 Young 0celots Looking for Kookies
9 Your 0ld Leather Kap
8 You 0llways Leave Krap
7 Yarn 0ats Leaves Karrots
6 bah, fuck this.
--w0o-------------------------------------------------------------------------
we dont need an acronym. were k-rad anyway... well im at 105 lines as of now.actually now its 106. and its 3:00 so im gonna go play tetris for another
two hours, and then dial, and then eat... and like not go to sleep cuz i had a
lot of coke today and the caffeine hasnt quite left my system yet.
not to sound like an immature little fuck, squealing about jolt and coke and howcaffeine gives you such a buzz and why youre so cool cuz youre hyperactive.
im not hyperactive... im a dirty sloth insomniac... i dont change my clothes
and i dont use soap. r0ck on.
gawd... uhm, i really want you to join, whoever yoo are... but like if i were
you, i wouldnt do it. but do it anyway cuz:
3y3 lUB j0O@*!*!*!*@*@*
--y0lk------------------------------------------------------------------------
final k-rad editors comment: i yam the editor. i yam stain... uhm, it was a
piece of crap, and theres really no point in
reviewing my own textfile. join us. im gonna
go do some obv modding. yahoo. look, magic eye.
magic eye. yay. its been done. wellll... bye then.
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